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No fish is caught |
Three Legged Chicken |
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A man was driving
along a freeway when he noticed a chicken
running along side his car. He was amazed to see
the chicken keeping up with him because he was
doing 50 MPH. He accelerated to 60 and the
chicken stayed right next to him. He speeded up
to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up. The man
noticed the chicken had three legs. So, he
followed to chicken down a road and ended up at
a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all
the chickens had three legs.
He asked the
farmer "What's up with these chickens?"
The farmer said
"Well, everybody likes chicken legs. I bred a
three legged bird. I'm going to be a
millionaire." The man asked him how they tasted.
The farmer said
"Don't know, haven't caught one yet." |
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A
businessman was talking with his barber, when they both noticed a goofy-looking
fellow bouncing down the sidewalk. The barber whispered, "That's Tommy, one of
the stupidest kids you'll ever meet. Here, I'll show you."
"Hey Tommy!
Come here!" yelled the barber. Tommy came bouncing over "Hi Mr. Williams!" The
barber pulled out a rusty dime and a shiny quarter and told Tommy he could keep
the one of his choice. Tommy looked long and hard at the dime and quarter and
then quickly snapped the dime from the barber's hand. The barber looked at the
businessman and said, "See, I told you."
After his
haircut, the businessman caught up with Tommy and asked him why he chose the
dime.
Tommy
looked at him in the eye and said, "If I take the quarter, the game is over." |
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Head in the
clouds |
Correct but Useless |
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An engineer is in
a
hot-air balloon. After a few hours he lose
track of where he is and descends to get
directions. He yells to a jogger, "Hey, can you
tell me where I'm at?"
After a few
moments the jogger responds, "You're in a
hot-air balloon."
The engineer says,
"You must be a mathematician."
The jogger,
shocked, responds, "yeah, how did you know I was
a mathematician?"
"Because, it took
you far too long to come up with your answer, it
was 100% correct, and it was completely
useless." |
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